While many ‘Cullough coeds are romping around on their wild spring break 2K14 adventures, some of us are left behind to keep the neighborhood running. Lucky for us, SPRING BREAK FOR EVERRRR coincided with another celebration of excess and waste: heavy trash day.
Heavy trash day is where you place all your unwanted heavy trash, i.e. old chair, microwave, toilet on the curb and in the middle of the night St. ‘Cullough comes and takes it all back to his lair. Something like that.
For people like Roy, this really is like Christmas. She left for a run one night and came back with a large dirty brown suitcase that is now holding up one of our mannequins. This is the life I have chosen for myself.
So the next day I did a little investigating myself. Because it’s SPRINGGG BREAKKKK and I can do what I want!!!!
These mattresses obviously needed to be thrown out…there’s no sleeping during SB2K14!!!
Here I found a TV, a dresser, and some other things. Shit’s getting wild.
So I decided to do what any hot spring breaker would do in this situation..
tRaSh SeLfLfIe BiTcHeS!! #sb2k14
As you can imagine from the picture above, some people got a little too trashy on the ‘Cullough this week…that ain’t cute y’all. (Photo credit: Roy)
I just really wanted to hang out by the pool but no one was around. #lightweights
I mean, come on, where my dogs at?
As SPRING BREAK 4EVAAAA draws to a close, FORGET PADRE FORGET SKIING FORGET SXSW FORGET QUALITY TIME WITH YOUR FAM….SPRING BREAK ON THE ‘CULLOUGH WAS THE BEST SPRING BREAK OF ALL TIME!!